1. Post #2001
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    June 2005
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    No seriously what the fuck.

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    That isn't fucking real is it? Please say no. I mean I know it probably isn't but fuck
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  2. Post #2002
    seebok's Avatar
    March 2010
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    -snip
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  3. Post #2003
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    December 2010
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    uhhhh
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  4. Post #2004
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  5. Post #2005
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    June 2005
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    My reaction:
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  6. Post #2006
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    April 2010
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    So incredibly fake. I found the author's writing performance more sickening than the content itself.

    no, it's 10 pages of text gold, 40 pages of couragedog stalking
    Bah. I went back in the thread to see what all this "stalking" was. I went to about page 38 and ctrl+f CourageDog on every page to find "stalking posts". It was sexually fantasies if anything, no exchanging of facebook urls or anything.

    P.S. I almost wonder what suddenly made CourageDog snap and make a ban-me. She seemed to laugh at all the fantasies revolving around her and then all of the sudden she says she's sick of it and makes a ban-me.
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  7. Post #2007
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  8. Post #2008
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    July 2007
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    Anonymous Confession posted:
    So here I start when I was 16, my cousin (Who was 18) was having a bachelor party, because she was getting married soon. Since she was openly bi she had a mostly female oriented party, which I guess you can call a "Mini rave" without strobe lights.
    After a while the second hand Marijuana smoke started making me contact high (I didn't smoke any myself), and since this was my first high I started tripping balls. I don't exactly what happened while I was high, but here's a complete list of people who were at the party:
    My cousin
    4 female strippers
    9 girls I hadn't met
    2 girls I had met
    3 boys I had met
    My sister (Who was 12, now 15)
    Myself
    1 male stripper

    After the strippers packed up their shit and started heading out, my cousin was extremely drunk. She pushed me over onto the couch, got ontop of me, showed her tits, and started making out with my sister (Who was sitting on the couch), who was still contact high or something. Maybe she knew what was happening and liked it? Oh well. Now to be honest I had always fantasized about both of them making out because I'm a sick bastard like that, and I wasn't about to stop this.
    Then my sister took off her pants (She was wearing a thong) and put herself over my mouth, and I started eating her out. Then my cousin put her hands down my pants and stuck her fingers in my kilt, deeper approximately every 60 seconds. I was a virgin and this felt ALOT better than my fingers, probably because her fingernails were short or something.
    The other guests rolled us off the couch so they could watch, but I was too busy with my cousin and sister to care.They started peeling off my clothes (I was wearing Jeans, panties, a bra ((A-cups)) and a tank top. My cousin was wearing a Jean miniskirt, a thong, no bra, and a tshirt ((She has C cups)). My sister was wearing a thong, bra, top, but she came in wearing a thong, bra, top, and jeans.) until I'm naked, then my cousin (Who I will refer to as Stephanie from now on.) started eating me out while my sister (Who's name is Zelda, actually.) started kissing me.
    We basically did a cycle of fucking eachother for the rest of the night until we woke up the next day piled up and cum covered. We agreed not to speak of it (But I had more sex with my sister in some other incidents), but then about 2 years later she got divorced and almost every time we meet it's a huge fuckfest with us 3. And when my sister and I are home alone we have sex with a double ended dildo we got off the internet.
    That scenario sounds hot except for the incest shit. No matter how hot it should be normally, whenever these stories involve their family members it grosses me the fuck out.
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  9. Post #2009
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    February 2009
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    So incredibly fake. I found the author's writing performance more sickening than the content itself.



    Bah. I went back in the thread to see what all this "stalking" was. I went to about page 38 and ctrl+f CourageDog on every page to find "stalking posts". It was sexually fantasies if anything, no exchanging of facebook urls or anything.

    P.S. I almost wonder what suddenly made CourageDog snap and make a ban-me. She seemed to laugh at all the fantasies revolving around her and then all of the sudden she says she's sick of it and makes a ban-me.
    She made a ban-me and I missed it? God damnit..
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  10. Post #2010
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    April 2010
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    She made a ban-me and I missed it? God damnit..
    http://www.facepunch.com/threads/104...se.?highlight=
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  11. Post #2011
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  12. Post #2012
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    December 2009
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    P.S. I almost wonder what suddenly made CourageDog snap and make a ban-me. She seemed to laugh at all the fantasies revolving around her and then all of the sudden she says she's sick of it and makes a ban-me.
    She might've kept a cool cover about it but she was secretly getting fed up with all of it. It's hard to determine people's true feelings over text.
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  13. Post #2013
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    December 2008
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    It just proves that facepunchers are sad fucks. If they can't even talk to a girl over a forum without chasing her away they can't possibly do better in real life.
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  14. Post #2014
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    September 2008
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    They see a cute girl on a forum, half fantasise and the other half white knight. In the end it is a creepy mix of protectionism and outright sexual harrassment

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    CourageDog made the right choice

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    enough about CourageDog though, this thread is pretty much dedicated to her at this point

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    When's the next batch Mr. Gestapo?
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  15. Post #2015
    Dennab
    August 2010
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    They see a cute girl on a forum, half fantasise and the other half white knight. In the end it is a creepy mix of protectionism and outright sexual harrassment

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    CourageDog made the right choice

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    enough about CourageDog though, this thread is pretty much dedicated to her at this point
    I don't know why anyone gives a shit about her leaving, or being here.
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  16. Post #2016
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    June 2005
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    That scenario sounds hot except for the incest shit. No matter how hot it should be normally, whenever these stories involve their family members it grosses me the fuck out.
    :argh: It's called a bachelorette party goddamnit you illiterate twats (Not you Godking the writer)
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  17. Post #2017
    Vegas, baby.
    PeanutTHENINJA's Avatar
    June 2009
    5,241 Posts
    That scenario sounds hot except for the incest shit. No matter how hot it should be normally, whenever these stories involve their family members it grosses me the fuck out.
    It sounds horribly fake though.
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  18. Post #2018
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    March 2010
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    It sounds horribly fake though.
    The pun at the end basically confirms that.
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  19. Post #2019
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    July 2009
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    It sounds horribly fake though.
    What kind of erotica is based on a true story?
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  20. Post #2020
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    May 2008
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    ...he struggled to maintain his erection as he flopped on-top his wife and began to have intercourse with her in the missionary position

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    hot
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  21. Post #2021
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    June 2005
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    What kind of erotica is based on a true story?
    James gently rubbed his wife's back for a half hour while he watched TV. When his program ended, he touched her shoulder and whispered a suggestion in her ear. "Not tonight, I'm too tired." was the reply. He turned over and went to sleep.
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  22. Post #2022
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    October 2008
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    James gently rubbed his wife's back for a half hour while he watched TV. When his program ended, he touched her shoulder and whispered a suggestion in her ear. "Not tonight, I'm too tired." was the reply. He turned over and went to sleep.
    Thanks a lot. I'm pitching a massive tent because of you. :saddowns:
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  23. Post #2023
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    December 2006
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    Thanks a lot. I'm pitching a massive tent because of you. :saddowns:
    cool. Does it look like this?:


    That's how I pitch my tents.
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  24. Post #2024
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    October 2008
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    cool. Does it look like this?:


    That's how I pitch my tents.
    Kind resembles this one:

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  25. Post #2025
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    December 2006
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    Kind resembles this one:

    I imagine that to be fun for a fair bit of facepunch style fetish indulging. Confessional worthy.
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  26. Post #2026
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    July 2009
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    :saddowns:

    I'll miss her yelling out "asian!" the times I log on to the tinychat.
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  27. Post #2027
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    July 2010
    1,697 Posts
    More please? Or has everyone forgotten about this thread altogether?
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  28. Post #2028
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    January 2008
    5,478 Posts
    More please? Or has everyone forgotten about this thread altogether?
    Lately I feel as though everyone has forgotten about Facepunch altogether.
    Seriously, the forums feel like they've slowed to a crawl the past couple weeks.
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  29. Post #2029
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    April 2006
    5,044 Posts
    College, foo.
    People have lives.
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  30. Post #2030
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    July 2007
    41,725 Posts
    Lately I feel as though everyone has forgotten about Facepunch altogether.
    Seriously, the forums feel like they've slowed to a crawl the past couple weeks.
    I'll bang out another 20k posts just for you babe
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  31. Post #2031
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    March 2009
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    I'll bang out another 20k posts just for you babe
    You have till midnight.
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  32. Post #2032

    September 2010
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    Heh... I love this girl. She recently rejected me, but for some reason I still have some kind of hope to be with her. So I'm kinda waiting for her to make a move... Like for her to get a boyfried of something, or maybe give me another chance. I dunno... I rather have it my way but if she breaks my heart, I guess it's better than sitting around not knowing what to do.
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  33. Post #2033
    Heh... I love this girl. She recently rejected me, but for some reason I still have some kind of hope to be with her. So I'm kinda waiting for her to make a move... Like for her to get a boyfried of something, or maybe give me another chance. I dunno... I rather have it my way but if she breaks my heart, I guess it's better than sitting around not knowing what to do.
    what part of "anonymous confessional" didn't you get
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  34. Post #2034
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    July 2006
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    what part of "anonymous confessional" didn't you get
    the anonymous part
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  35. Post #2035
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    July 2009
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    what part of "anonymous confessional" didn't you get
    THAT was not a Facepunch Anonymous Confession.
    If he tried shoving the girl up his ass while dressed as a clown, we'd have a normal confession.
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  36. Post #2036
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    Heh... I love this girl. She recently rejected me, but for some reason I still have some kind of hope to be with her. So I'm kinda waiting for her to make a move... Like for her to get a boyfried of something, or maybe give me another chance. I dunno... I rather have it my way but if she breaks my heart, I guess it's better than sitting around not knowing what to do.
    Pretty sure people get bans for posting confessions in this thread.
    Speaking of which, Hezzy bumps it when he wants to post a new batch, there's no point in bumping it if it's been left untouched for several weeks.
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