1. Post #1
    GameAdict's Avatar
    May 2008
    817 Posts
    [Snipped the terrible OP introduction I had made before]

    What are the most idiotic reasons you were banned from a GMod server?

    My example: I got banned permanently from a server because I was new to Garry's Mod (version 9) and ended up knocking down an unfinished domino trail.
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  2. Post #2
    Gold Member
    CounterTunes's Avatar
    May 2010
    2,510 Posts
    "Being mean to little kids"
    Wasn't my fault.. I was behaving, there were 8 year olds I told them to STFU and they told an admin..
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  3. Post #3
    Jamesness2's Avatar
    August 2010
    2,241 Posts
    I know it's not a gmod server but I know someone who was permabanned from fp for reason "bored"
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  4. Post #4
    The Silent Rater
    Timenova's Avatar
    November 2009
    3,266 Posts
    Banned on a RP server once when I was a Civil Protection Officer. I was informed of some villain smuggling weapons, so I went to his flat. Smashed the door down, charged him with anticivil activity and confiscated his stuff- how was I to know he was the admin?
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  5. Post #5
    Gold Member
    Vegg's Avatar
    October 2009
    1,599 Posts
    I built a house on an RP server on Construct, apparently building a house is prop blocking, so they blew it up with some tank and banned me.
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  6. Post #6
    |FlapJack|'s Avatar
    July 2009
    6,138 Posts
    "Shooting through walls"


    Was only aimbotting.
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  7. Post #7
    SuperToxic's Avatar
    July 2010
    9 Posts
    Stupidest reason I got banned from a GMod server was probably for "Aimbotting" when I got 1 lucky headshot. Oh well.
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  8. Post #8
    TheProGraM's Avatar
    June 2009
    4 Posts
    Stupidest reason I got banned from a GMod server was probably for "Aimbotting" when I got 1 lucky headshot. Oh well.
    i have been accused of hacking because i got a mid-air head shot oh this guy
    said i had an aimbot... noobs lol
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  9. Post #9
    Dennab
    March 2010
    239 Posts
    Well once I built my shop on top of another person's shop, but I don't think that counts.
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  10. Post #10
    benit's Avatar
    June 2010
    190 Posts
    I got banned for "Joining the server while not being named Chuck Norris"
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  11. Post #11
    Onlyonebowman's Avatar
    August 2009
    2,272 Posts
    I got banned 5 minutes ago for meowing.
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  12. Post #12
    Gold Member
    Dennab
    June 2009
    15,070 Posts
    Someone on my friends list joined the server and changed their name to "Domish", pretending to be me and calling people niggers and retards.

    Then they banned me instead of him. :geno:
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  13. Post #13
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    alexk's Avatar
    July 2007
    1,100 Posts
    "Canadia"

    *sigh

    Yea, that's how they spelt it.


    That or "tarp"
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  14. Post #14
    The Amazing
    DeandreT's Avatar
    April 2009
    4,932 Posts
    RP server-Banned for killing admin.
    The admin was blocking my store.
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  15. Post #15
    I got banned for faking myself?
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  16. Post #16
    Kool EmoKid's Avatar
    August 2010
    58 Posts
    I was on a RP server and was a Hitman and I killed someone and was banned reason "For licking cunts" some 12 year old banned me cause killed him how was I supposed to know he was an admin. Although I was telling my friend to write me fake hit so I could kill anyone I wanted
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  17. Post #17
    xmathewx75's Avatar
    April 2010
    459 Posts
    1) Getting Killed 20 Times, And I Kill Them 2 Time's.
    2) Podding
    3) Pressing Button Spam.
    4) Stealing Something From A RP Store.
    5) Messing With A 9 Year Old (Which Was Owner - Girl)
    6) Fucking Around (lol...)
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  18. Post #18
    johnny guitar was here
    comet1337's Avatar
    February 2010
    6,175 Posts
    joining the goddamn server.
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  19. Post #19
    boy i sure do love it when my title doesnt fit
    LuaChobo's Avatar
    December 2009
    6,423 Posts
    No matter how hard i try, i can't get banned.
    I think i have been banned 3 times in my entire time in GMod, all 3 were deserved.

    1 was for setting up a wire auto turret and constantly killing this guy that pissed me off.

    2 was for convincing an admin to get their head admin to give them FTP and then he gave it to me, i downloaded a nexus script they paid for and gave myself admin for some "Fun"

    3rd was for aimbotting in a darkRP server and getting a few hundred kills before the admin stepped in.

    I guess i go on servers without 12 year old admins?
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  20. Post #20
    If clothing didn't exist and everyone walked around with their penises fully erect I would have all the bitches.
    ROFLBURGER's Avatar
    May 2009
    23,455 Posts
    E2 holograms.
    "IT LAGS THE FUCKING SERVER" says the admin with a 120 proped base
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  21. Post #21
    Gold Member
    Balto-the-Wolf-Dog's Avatar
    June 2009
    1,817 Posts
    E2 holograms.
    "IT LAGS THE FUCKING SERVER" says the admin with a 120 proped base
    Dont you love that? they cant match your science quantities so they rage.
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  22. Post #22
    GameAdict's Avatar
    May 2008
    817 Posts
    i have been accused of hacking because i got a mid-air head shot oh this guy
    said i had an aimbot... noobs lol
    lol, I kept on owning a person on TF2 and he accused me of cheap hacks and directed me to a site with some. Then him and his 8 year old rage buddy kept trying to make me ragequit. I spent more time chatting than actually fighting at that point. Then I kept on killing him when it was obvious that he was a spy. I just disconnected as soon as they did.
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  23. Post #23
    Dominikowisz09's Avatar
    July 2010
    58 Posts
    on DarkRP server, on zmobiesurvival, i got banned for "Killing to many zombies.
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  24. Post #24
    hideyyo's Avatar
    August 2010
    157 Posts
    I got banned 5 minutes ago for meowing.
    I see a guy do this on a HS server that I play on and I think meowing is fucking hilarious. Whoever banned you needs to hit puberty.
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  25. Post #25
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    Nick Nack's Avatar
    April 2005
    1,303 Posts
    Me and a friend were messing around in a secluded place propfucking each other. I was perma-banned for prop pushing :|
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  26. Post #26
    phillipd1234's Avatar
    July 2010
    35 Posts
    For just being there

    Lol

    Edited:

    @Nick Nack

    Epic Avitar lol
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  27. Post #27

    July 2009
    420 Posts
    most stupid reason i ever got ban for;
    went into a build server playing flatgrass. spawned, got shot at. spawned again, ran off and lived (no no-clip) :). started building a APC so i could help a friend of mine who was going to join the server in abit. going through with the build, got a dupe of it as a just in case kind of thing. next thing i know, one of the spawnkillers comes over to me and throws a gbomb 200lb bomb on my APC then shortly fucks off back to the spawn. i spawn the dup i made of the APC then head over to the spawn to try defend the three people stuck there. they hop in the back of my APC and i drive off... BAMM
    Player has been permaban reason: 'building a decent tank'
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  28. Post #28
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    SonicHitman's Avatar
    April 2009
    5,356 Posts
    said "renamon is a bitch" in a rp server that had furry models and got banned for hating furries.
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  29. Post #29
    AlienCreature's Avatar
    May 2009
    859 Posts
    said "renamon is a bitch" in a rp server that had furry models and got banned for hating furries.
    :barf:

    Back on topic, mine has to be the following.

    I was on Spacebuild 2, a war server. I get to building a battlecruiser, and then attack a player's "OMGWTFBBQZPMOVERCHARGED" base. The result was the admin banning me for "Flaming"...

    Edited:

    Sure the flames on the base were big enough :smug:
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  30. Post #30
    ExplosiveCheese's Avatar
    June 2010
    1,602 Posts
    well, I was kicked. But I told these 6 year olds to drop there ballz and not use there mic or play the game until that happened. Turnz out, one of those pricks was an admin. -facepalm-
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  31. Post #31
    frdrckk's Avatar
    May 2010
    783 Posts
    Roleplaying as an arab.
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  32. Post #32
    Gold Member
    Datsun's Avatar
    January 2008
    1,903 Posts
    I got banned from the PE Perp for "randomly killing".

    I was roleplaying an angry man who lost his fireman job because the major fired him so his friend could get the job. He gave the excuse that I was "job camping".

    That was pretty fun actually. I threw a molotov at the elevator preventing him from escaping and locked the office door he was in. I ended up fist fighting him to death and commiting suicide in the fire.

    That was the only time I actually had fun in a roleplay server.
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  33. Post #33
    King of the Oil Refinery
    Tobba's Avatar
    December 2008
    6,225 Posts
    E2 holograms.
    "IT LAGS THE FUCKING SERVER" says the admin with a 120 proped base
    its actually true, i lagged a whole server to crash with one hologram :colbert:
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  34. Post #34
    Darn you kakka carrot cake!
    MarioInATopHat's Avatar
    February 2010
    2,274 Posts
    Typing and sending: 'I HAKED UTUB!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!' the day that youtube got fucked by 4chan fags. I dont get it.
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  35. Post #35

    March 2010
    11 Posts
    I banned all admins permantly because i was bored
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  36. Post #36
    Gold Member
    Sestze's Avatar
    March 2005
    1,062 Posts
    "Shooting through walls"


    Was only aimbotting.
    Man, why the hell do you brag about that whenever you get the chance? It's an aimbot. Well done.
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  37. Post #37
    LODY's Avatar
    April 2010
    1,828 Posts
    i played a youtube video that was offensive to minors

    oh and minorities
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  38. Post #38
    Teh_Medic's Avatar
    March 2009
    3,125 Posts
    Breaking the rules.

    Edited:

    It was against the rules for an admin to ban himself.
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  39. Post #39
    teppanyaki's Avatar
    June 2008
    62 Posts
    Some dude was nameswitching and the nameswitcher and I both got banned. I was a trusted admin on the server, and both of us tried negotiating our way back onto the server. I got on, he didn't.
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  40. Post #40
    hideyyo's Avatar
    August 2010
    157 Posts
    An admin provoked my fairy (it was one of those DarkRP build server things) and he of course was killing random people and gave himself over 10k health. When he killed me and my fairies attacked him, he banned me.
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