1. Post #681
    PLUNGER BUTT
    TonyTheBean's Avatar
    November 2010
    2,755 Posts
    You thought DDoSing wouln't ban you? Wow...
    It was 4am... but yeah looking back on that...
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  2. Post #682
    Varachack's Avatar
    January 2012
    165 Posts
    Using the Balls of Steel E2 to kill some gay French troll who kept destroying my vehicles after I told him to stop repeatedly.

    ● Get this:

    The admin banned me because I wouldn't give him the E2.
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  3. Post #683

    January 2012
    44 Posts
    That's typical French. Seriously. A lot of French just think EVERYONE should speak French, and that EVERYONE speaks it, and everyone who doesn't is communist/stinky. They always refuse to speak English.
    Really? Not sure which French people you're playing with but they've been nothing but friendly to me. I joined a French build once by accident. The 2 people there started talking to me over the mic in French and I realized my mistake. A simple "Je suis americain. J'ai fait mal." and they just laughed and they started to pantomime everything, using simple English here and there. And you know what? It was still pretty damn fun despite the language barrier.

    Yes, I hate French people.
    Yeah! Way to be the mature one! That'll make sure this cycle never repeats for sure.

    Right, so when I first started playing gmod in 2009 I barely knew anything about it. Someone was building with some models I didn't have, so I asked "Hey what models are those?" and then he just turned towards me and he stares for a while. Then I get permabanned for "GET PHX OR GTFO"

    It wasn't all bad though, as you have to admit PHX IS pretty useful.
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  4. Post #684
    DDoSing the server... I thought it would get rid of the aimbotter :(

    i also thought it wouldn't ban me.
    Wow, really?
    What the fuck is with little kiddies these days DoS'ing every server they go to.
    Fuck off with the DoS, you make us look even worse than the fucking aimbotter.
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  5. Post #685
    Pokushal's Avatar
    January 2012
    28 Posts
    Can't find the exact scene on YT.
    PM?
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  6. Post #686
    DevilesDog's Avatar
    January 2012
    14 Posts
    First time on an RP server (DarkRP), I had no idea of what I was doing. I ended up trespassing and a guard came over & told me to put my hands up against the wall. After two minutes I got bored and started to punch the shit outta him...no one can take a joke. : \
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  7. Post #687
    I <3 OTTERS~
    Dennab
    July 2011
    9,935 Posts
    First time on an RP server (DarkRP), I had no idea of what I was doing. I ended up trespassing and a guard came over & told me to put my hands up against the wall. After two minutes I got bored and started to punch the shit outta him...no one can take a joke. : \
    That doesn't sound like DarkRP to me. Sounds more of Half Life 2 RolePlay.
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  8. Post #688

    March 2010
    106 Posts
    Because I was a Mac User.
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  9. Post #689
    DevilesDog's Avatar
    January 2012
    14 Posts
    That doesn't sound like DarkRP to me. Sounds more of Half Life 2 RolePlay.
    meh, I'm still noob at figuring out which is which
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  10. Post #690
    Gold Member
    Neo Kabuto's Avatar
    November 2008
    5,641 Posts
    meh, I'm still noob at figuring out which is which
    It's just the theme of the RP. HL2RP is set in the Half-Life universe, almost always in a Combine-controlled city. DarkRP usually is a just a random urban environment and is most of the time much less serious.

    He said it sounded like HL2 RP because of the ability to punch, which is more common there, although a few DarkRP servers have it too.
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  11. Post #691
    BIGRICH's Avatar
    April 2010
    22 Posts
    Once I was banned for prob blocking when another player blocked me in a room. :\
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  12. Post #692
    -title text-
    EditOutJ's Avatar
    December 2009
    245 Posts
    Banned when I was younger for "Tits or GTFO" because my high voice was mistaken for a girl's.

    To this day I still respect that admin.
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  13. Post #693
    noladu95's Avatar
    July 2010
    116 Posts
    I've maked a spam turret on the spawn.
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  14. Post #694
    ryandeering's Avatar
    December 2007
    31 Posts
    For being Irish, owner started a arguement and being racist to me. Best part? I was a admin.
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  15. Post #695
    dogfood123's Avatar
    January 2012
    47 Posts
    I went on an arabic server, it was RP. They had a terrorist job, I thought it was kinda funny so I picked terrorist and started terrorizing the PD with an AK while yelling some arabic phrases into the mic (i'm fluent in arabic). Server owner got angry because he was offended and banned me :'(

    :(
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  16. Post #696
    The Red Heavy's Avatar
    October 2011
    31 Posts
    When i was noobier on GMOD, i micspamed on a rp server without knowing it was bad... then i got banned.

    Edited:

    [QUOTE]
    Really? Not sure which French people you're playing with but they've been nothing but friendly to me. I joined a French build once by accident. The 2 people there started talking to me over the mic in French and I realized my mistake. A simple "Je suis americain. J'ai fait mal." and they just laughed and they started to pantomime everything, using simple English here and there. And you know what? It was still pretty damn fun despite the language barrier.
    Pretty offencing for me being french....
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  17. Post #697
    dogfood123's Avatar
    January 2012
    47 Posts

    Pretty offencing for me being french....
    What the... How is that offending in ANY way?
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  18. Post #698
    Crash15's Avatar
    July 2011
    6,504 Posts
    Pretty offencing for me being french....
    Its offensive to say some french people are friendly? What?
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  19. Post #699
    Resident Beat Eater.
    wauterboi's Avatar
    August 2009
    3,962 Posts
    I'm just going out on a limb here but I think he accidentally quoted the wrong person.
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  20. Post #700

    February 2012
    4 Posts
    I got banned for the reason "lol" .
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  21. Post #701
    Resident Beat Eater.
    wauterboi's Avatar
    August 2009
    3,962 Posts
    I got banned for the reason "lol" .
    I actually banned a friend I liked permanently for the reason, "lol" for being on an alt when he was supposed to be permanently banned. And everyone knew who he was and why he was getting banned so it's not like it mattered. :P
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  22. Post #702
    Gold Member
    MaikkiBoi's Avatar
    May 2010
    966 Posts
    I got banned from a German roleplaying server because I kept going around harrassing people by humping them.


    My name was "Mr. Ped O' Phile."
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  23. Post #703
    Mister Scurvy's Avatar
    February 2012
    39 Posts
    Killed admin that RDMed everyone on the server.

    Got to love the community now a days!
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  24. Post #704
    Varachack's Avatar
    January 2012
    165 Posts
    I was banned for walking around. Get this:

    ● I was wandering around the walled sections of gm_construct_flatgrass_v6, and two Lithuanian citizens were building a moped out of E2 Holos, so I decided to stand around and watch adjacently. They noticed and said to me over their mics in a bad accent, "Go away." I asked them why and they told me "You are in way." I told them I wasn't in the way since I was nearest the wall, and one of the votekick abusers (who wasn't involved) promptly whipped up a kick dialog for me and everyone voted "Yes," (of course) then I was magically removed from the server for five minutes with the reason "minge."

    How terrible is that?
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  25. Post #705
    fcampbell's Avatar
    May 2011
    91 Posts
    Permabanned with reason: .

    You know what? .! . to you too!
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  26. Post #706
    ASK ME ABOUT MY SAM 6420 FETISH
    ArmageddonScr's Avatar
    July 2011
    691 Posts
    Gather around kids I have a great story for you - No, not really.


    this went on for like 30-45 minutes, but it started on the StonedPotatoes Fretta server, it was running Rebels vs Combine. These 3 jackasses kept complaining about the gamemode, after 10 minutes I very politely told them to shut the fuck up and get over it. When people are being stupid I have to say something. Its gamemode voting time and everyone votes TTT, I pick something else and being the only one to. (Just because, I knew it wouldn't change anything. But they still raged really hard about it, at me and other people who don't pick what they like)

    Now 2 of the 3 jackasses are spamming on mic (keep in mind its people who are 15+ acting like 4 year olds) kept saying "X Killed me" "X shot me" blah blah, to confuse people so basically everyone would kill me. At the start of every round they would follow me and wait for it to start so they could kill me, instantly. Eventually, at the start of one of the rounds I was a traitor got far enough away, they still saw me and started shooting 2 seconds before the round started, but I made a turn at a corner so I couldn't get shot. There was an entrance to the traitor-room near by so I ran towards that. Stayed in there the entire round. After like 4 minutes, one of my T buddies walks in. Waits 15 seconds, and then starts shooting me and misses, so I turned and capped him. The next round, I'm innocent, and I see the same guy. He tries to shoot me again, and misses so I kill him. Then later I rdm (keep in mind this was the only technical rdm, but he deserved it) one of the 2 jackasses because they killed me at the start of the round like 4 times.

    5 minutes later I'm banned for "rdm + time wasting CUNT"

    tl;dr     2-3 15 year old+ morons acting like 4 year olds harassing me for 45 minutes, and getting me banned for things I didn't do.   
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  27. Post #707
    BIGRICH's Avatar
    April 2010
    22 Posts
    I change my mind, dumbest reason for ever getting banned: shoes

    was playing darkrp on a fairly crowded server, there was a shopkeeper yackin on the mic about shoes for some reason. so i spawn a shoe/boot and promptly brought it over to his counter, then stared at him until he cried to the admin at which point i undid the shoe and left the building. i repeated this for 30-40mins sometimes using multiple shoes, successfully using my variation of psychological warfare until the admin finally caught me in the act.
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  28. Post #708
    ─ ─ ─ ─ ─▀ ▀ ▀ ▌ ─ ─ ─ ▄ ▄ █ █ ▌ █ ░ ♥ ░ HONK HONK- ITS A TRUCK ░░ ♥ ░░ ░ ░ ▐ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▌ ▐ █ █ ▌ █ ░ ♥ ░ FULL OF DICKS ░░░ ░ ♥
    Jarrod's Avatar
    December 2010
    1,082 Posts
    HTTP/1.1 200 OK Cache-Control: private Pragma: private Content-Length: 630 Content-Type: text/xml; charset=windows-1252 Server: Microsoft-IIS/7.5 Set-Cookie: bb_; path=/; domain=.facepunch.com; HttpOnly X-UA-Compatible: IE=Edge Date: Tue, 14 Feb 2012 12:15:17 GMT
    I change my mind, dumbest reason for ever getting banned: shoes was playing darkrp on a fairly crowded server, there was a shopkeeper yackin on the mic about shoes for some reason. so i spawn a shoe/boot and promptly brought it over to his counter, then stared at him until he cried to the admin at which point i undid the shoe and left the building. i repeated this for 30-40mins sometimes using multiple shoes, successfully using my variation of psychological warfare until the admin finally caught me in the act.
    Shoes.
    Dey' get people banned.

    Edited:

    Ignore the http mashup, facepunch mobile is still buggy
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  29. Post #709
    Gold Member
    Dorkslayz's Avatar
    September 2009
    1,673 Posts
    I hate 90% of DarkRP servers who have a retarded attitude to RP.
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  30. Post #710
    Bestest polish IFAPer
    BBOOBBYY!'s Avatar
    February 2007
    5,094 Posts
    Dark RP is not RP at all.
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  31. Post #711

    February 2012
    3 Posts
    No matter how hard i try, i can't get banned.
    I think i have been banned 3 times in my entire time in GMod, all 3 were deserved.

    1 was for setting up a wire auto turret and constantly killing this guy that pissed me off.

    2 was for convincing an admin to get their head admin to give them FTP and then he gave it to me, i downloaded a nexus script they paid for and gave myself admin for some "Fun"

    3rd was for aimbotting in a darkRP server and getting a few hundred kills before the admin stepped in.

    I guess i go on servers without 12 year old admins?
    If you want a nice server with admins over 12 years. Search for Newbie RP! You have to be 14 to be an admin ! Its great !

    Edited:

    My most stupid reason of ban was. I was a thief and i was bored, so i lockpicked a guys house. The owner comes and see's me. He punch me so i start to shoot him. Then he ran away to an admin and told him that i shoot him for no reason but he didnt tell the admin that he punched me !
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  32. Post #712
    Uncle Bourbon's Avatar
    November 2011
    4,770 Posts
    I was banned for walking around. Get this:

    ● I was wandering around the walled sections of gm_construct_flatgrass_v6, and two Lithuanian citizens were building a moped out of E2 Holos, so I decided to stand around and watch adjacently. They noticed and said to me over their mics in a bad accent, "Go away." I asked them why and they told me "You are in way." I told them I wasn't in the way since I was nearest the wall, and one of the votekick abusers (who wasn't involved) promptly whipped up a kick dialog for me and everyone voted "Yes," (of course) then I was magically removed from the server for five minutes with the reason "minge."

    How terrible is that?
    not surprised since you follow me around FP and rate my posts dumb
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  33. Post #713
    Varachack's Avatar
    January 2012
    165 Posts
    not surprised since you follow me around FP and rate my posts dumb
    I shouldn't be surprised either, since:

    1. If I'm following you, why are you here?
    2. You do the same thing.
    3. Are there any legitimate reasons that my posts should be dumb?
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  34. Post #714
    elfbarf's Avatar
    July 2011
    365 Posts
    Joined a TTT server with the name "y r u so paind in th glute LOL" and said "how do I play?" in chat. A few seconds later I was permed with the reason "cute". Turns out it was a furry server so I didn't bother to appeal it.
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  35. Post #715
    Viper1204's Avatar
    August 2009
    225 Posts
    On Phase Four some operator was using observer (Noclip) everytime I got into a fight with him I reported it to the Super Admin and he said "He is one of our best admins do not disrespect him or I will permanently ban you" I replied with "Get him to ban me. I doubt he could even spell ban"
    Permanently banned "Admin Disrespect"
    Oh well!
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  36. Post #716

    February 2012
    7 Posts
    Join a Dark RP server, after about 30 seconds, some admin yells on his microphone, in a very loud Scottish accent, "FUCK OFF YA ENGLISH PRICK".

    5 seconds later, banned for "ENGLISH CUNT".
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  37. Post #717
    Uncle Bourbon's Avatar
    November 2011
    4,770 Posts
    I shouldn't be surprised either, since:

    1. If I'm following you, why are you here?
    2. You do the same thing.
    3. Are there any legitimate reasons that my posts should be dumb?
    No I don't. You're the one who keeps ghost rating. Goddamn creepy kid.
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  38. Post #718
    Varachack's Avatar
    January 2012
    165 Posts
    No I don't. You're the one who keeps ghost rating. Goddamn creepy kid.
    You don't, do you? Sure is ironic that your name appears for each dumb rating except for the ones above. Derp.

    I'm creepy, yet you randomly rate my posts which aren't even dumb most of the time. Who's creepy again?
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  39. Post #719
    Uncle Bourbon's Avatar
    November 2011
    4,770 Posts
    I'm ghost rating yet you decided to say something about it just now? Sure, sure.
    Not sure what you mean by that, could you re-write it in a way that makes sense?
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  40. Post #720
    Cesar Augusto's Avatar
    January 2010
    214 Posts
    True History: I told to a player in TTT that I had a big nigga dick (just kidding). And he banned me by reason: "I do not allow horses on that server."
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