[Michael haxz]

Pantho posted:

I'm sure Nigerian Prince will now be making a stupid ban post saying he was unfairly banned here ;).

Although I'm confused, why make a gimmick account and then use the word Niggardly wrong in nearly every statement?

I guess he got bored with his hand and lotion


One the mods, do us all a favor and pull the life support on this thread

[Pantho]

Michael haxz posted:

I guess he got bored with his hand and lotion


One the mods, do us all a favor and pull the life support on this thread

Or take it back to it's roots?

I got banned for being Genetically Inferior the other day on a TTT server :(

[andreblue]

Manfred posted:

I've met up with Andreblue in Garry's Mod before; he's absolutely horrid and sickening.

Andre has strange and sick fantasies and cannot comprehend what is reality and what isn't. He told me about his fantasies about 'gunning down school children' and 'sleeping with a dog'. This man makes me want to vomit and I slowly pushed him away, Andre took note that I was doing this and DdoS'd me nonstop all night, I had to arrange to get a new ISP and it was frightening, knowing what Andre could do was immaculate. He told me his master plot when I asked him to stop, it was to keep continiously DdoS communities and troll on them and minge.

I fully support Prince here, Andre's hunger for sick desires such as sleeping with dogs et cetera is just completely wrong - please. Avoid Andre at all costs, he knows how to acquire your I.P easily with 'Seth Hack' - he found a way to bypass the I.P logging function.

In NO way, am I lying here. This guy is lying to you all, he has psychological problems and admitted to having aspergers syndrome and ADHD, I told him to try and get help but then he flipped at me and told me he smashed his chair at his window. I'm scared of this guy.

You may wonder, why I post this. It's to stop Andre's lies.

Why dont you fucking get your facts right:
I would not even kill a frog in sci class, so what makes you think i would kill children?
I am not into zoophila, how ever i am a tad bit furry. There is a difference.
i have never ever attack someone with this Ddos. I do not have the tools to do so and if i did i would never. The pentaltys are way too damn high for it.
I have never attack any community at all.
I do not have seth hack. I do not need a hack to play a game, nor will i ever.
I have never said i had ADHD, nor aspergers. I am however slightly dyslexic to where sometimes i just spell things worng, with swapped round letters and other things that happen.
I wonder why you had to say that you are in no way lying at all in your post?

[SniperComZero]

Alright. Andreblue, Manfred, Make your own fucking thread before you clog Up this good thread like Pantho and nigerianprince.

ENOUGH DRAMA BULLSHIT.

Content: Not me, But I saw someone get Kicked/Banned from the Server with the Reason: 'JOHN MADDEN'.
One of his Own admins did that. :|

[werewolves]

Stealing the admins shotguns.

[sentrygunman]

After an admin said f**k, I said what time (it was a girl and she got pissed).

[Awesomenord]

Being banned for being a friend of a minge on a server (perma banned)

[XxSheepDoggxX]

Perma for Tee-bagging an admin after raid, stated in ban the raid was RP'd well, but the Tee-bag was uncalled for.

LOLd hard never looked back..

[MCBGamerGuy]

Banned for being myself, not even kidding Anti-MCBGamer script....

[Da Boom]

Well,i was really minging,but the ban motive wasnt minging,
I was in Build server,then i did a wheel with a big prop,with igniters,so,it ignited almost everyone in the server,then,the admin jailed me.
He said if i continue,i would be banned,then someone said lol,i got banned for "loling after ban threat"

[Red Skull]

I was in a deathmatch server one time, I decided to use the gravity gun and bugger somebody up with props. When the admin found out, he went on a rampage with his gravity gun and started firing something at me (For me, they were errors).
I died. Then he banned me, reason;
"Thanks for the idea, it's mine now"

[Masacru]

banned for typing in english on some russian server lol dem ruskies..

[BenjaminTennison]

Masacru posted:

banned for typing in english on some russian server lol dem ruskies..

"I hate dictature. And Nazis and dictators and racists..." ―BenjaminTennison

[Delorean88CAN]

XanyholesagoalX posted:

most stupid reason i ever got ban for;
went into a build server playing flatgrass. spawned, got shot at. spawned again, ran off and lived (no no-clip) :). started building a APC so i could help a friend of mine who was going to join the server in abit. going through with the build, got a dupe of it as a just in case kind of thing. next thing i know, one of the spawnkillers comes over to me and throws a gbomb 200lb bomb on my APC then shortly fucks off back to the spawn. i spawn the dup i made of the APC then head over to the spawn to try defend the three people stuck there. they hop in the back of my APC and i drive off... BAMM
Player has been permaban reason: 'building a decent tank'

* Quadruple Facepalm*

[Eclipse1337]

I got banned for saying hi.

[MasterAenox]

Perma Banned On A DarkRP Server For Custom Job "Pedophile"

[BenjaminTennison]

MasterAenox posted:

Perma Banned On A DarkRP Server For Custom Job "Pedophile"

Good, because pedophilia is illegal. At least someone has sense in their heads..

[TCB]

MasterAenox posted:

Perma Banned On A DarkRP Server For Custom Job "Pedophile"

Wow you're so funny and original.

[Anti-Ultimate]

Eclipse1337 posted:

I got banned for saying hi.

Me too.
Are we soulmates?

[Mysion]

I got banned for calling the admin a bitch. He was abusing admin powers on this poor TF@ F2P person. The reason. He had to few items. I got on mic and told the poor sod he could leave and pick a difrent server. Of course this pissed of the admin. \

Told him I black listed it then managed to sneak in "you bitch" before ban!

[BlueYoshi]

There was a DarkRP server I was on for shits and giggles, and I became a hobo and started throwing bugbait on the admin. After like half an hour of that he perma banned me for "super nigger".

Sorry if its racist but that is what it said legit

[Lemmie]

The most stupid reason i ever got banned, was from a roleplay server which was pretty recently. I was missing textures for one of the models and it happend to be a policeman. So he only had the default missing texture skin (pink and black squares) So i said to the admin, " The cops on this server look creepy 0_0" I did not know this at the time but the cops on the game were actially of black culture. So i was perm-banned for racsism, WTF!?

[RobyYe]

Should've seen it coming to be honest. You should have said "Why do the cops have missing textures?" unlike the above. Meh, Content: None unfortunatly. I never get banned somehow, As I only go to a few servers where they know me quite well.

[Kebab]

I was banned from some crappy HL2 Roleplay sever for "Not developing your character or exploring the map enough"

I was in prison.

[cis.joshb]

Chrik posted:

I got banned, for joining.
Simply cause a guy named Bizerco spread bullshit about me.

I know him! I kicked him out of my faction at an RP server because he wouldn't give me his forum name on the RP server's forums so I was just like "screw this if he's gonna be difficult". . .and then he almost got me kicked from leading the faction. . .

[foxar0123]

I was banne don fearless rp server.
As a cop i pulled over a guy driving a truck on left side of the road.
He didnt pull over sop i chased him to kfc drive thru.
Then he asked stuff like "reason?" i told him about driving on left side of the road.
He replied "no u" and drived away few meters, breaking fear rp rules ( if youre getting aimed at, you act like your scared, you obey) and called female admin "Alexia". In few seconds i gotten banned without reason.
If their shitty site just were functioning i would go and already spray shit on Admin abuse.

[JoeSkylynx]

The site's getting DDoS'ed. It doesn't seem were getting the most of the story... And it's not admin abuse because once again we don't seem to see the entire story.

[unrezt]

BenjaminTennison posted:

Good, because pedophilia is illegal. At least someone has sense in their heads..

Late, but pedophilia is not illegal; acting on it is. People can't help but feel the way they feel, but if they can't control their actions then there is a problem.

[SuperEmoBros]

For "not liking ponies"

I just said i didn't watch the show, OH NO BANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBAN

[jonnymad]

Arguing with an admin on an RP server RDMing everyone. I mean come on, what kind of server admin ruins his own server?

[BenjaminTennison]

SuperEmoBros posted:

For "not liking ponies"

I just said i didn't watch the show, OH NO BANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBAN

Oh, that's OK. Those guys were probably just dicks about it who care too much. It's OK to at least like something, but if you dick on about it the chances are that people will stop caring

[Jarrod]

foxar0123 posted:

I was banne don fearless rp server.
As a cop i pulled over a guy driving a truck on left side of the road.
He didnt pull over sop i chased him to kfc drive thru.
Then he asked stuff like "reason?" i told him about driving on left side of the road.
He replied "no u" and drived away few meters, breaking fear rp rules ( if youre getting aimed at, you act like your scared, you obey) and called female admin "Alexia". In few seconds i gotten banned without reason.
If their shitty site just were functioning i would go and already spray shit on Admin abuse.

AH-CHUU! Sorry I'm allergic to grammar error.

[X6ZioN6X]

Jarrod posted:

AH-CHUU! Sorry, I'm allergic to grammatical errors.

Bold stuff is stuff I added in.

I'm not a grammar nazi, but if you're going to rip on somebody for poor grammar, at least do it correctly.

[Zexion-91]

Being Permabanned from GMod Tower, because I helped my friends and the players by rarely giving something nice, like an Admin Jetpack or a tiny potion etc... and when i lost my powers, I made a illusion of lua cache glitch on the forums. To keep my powers, I forced gmod to don't download anything when joining the server, it failed I don't know why... then I got banned because of my rage on the forums about that.

GMod Tower posted:

"Zexion91" --- Permabanned [By MacDGuy] -> Reason: Lua Cache this. (Banned lift: 5052548 Hours)

I will be dead when i'm getting unbanned. :o

[NA_PREDATOR]

i got banned because i didn't say hi to the admin

[SuperEmoBros]

NA_PREDATOR posted:

i got banned because i didn't say hi to the admin

So many goddamned admins are like this.

[ThaMurdera]

"Hitting me with a prop penis"

Cost me a week on my fav DarkRp server!!

[Jocke]

Why are all server admins 12 year olds? Thinking they can run a server

[benfailed]

Actually, it is not about their age, but it more depends on the person.. Like someone else who posted here (I forget their name), I've seen competent 12 year olds and childish adults.

[cheese602]

I got banned for questioning a admin