It seems you have good luck because whenever I go on there my character starts running into walls and saying random phrases.
An Admin even made me bash my own head in until I was unconscious.
This isn't really admin abuse but doing my janitorial duties (making people slip then hiding in you closet) when a security officer knocked me out and arrested me, beat me, then handcuffed me to a table. I asked why he did this and he said there was no slippery surface sign.
Janitor is one of those jobs that can be definitely abused...
It's an absolute must to use floor signs when mopping in an area or you can expect to be arrested, and or jobbanned, and or banned... and not necessarily in that order...
It really depends which area your mopping. If it's a major choke point like the Central Primary Hallway, Med/ Sci access, or the Escape hallway, you're practically asking to be arrested and or killed.
Does anyone else find it hilarious that Space Station 13 is in the Byond RPG section?
Also, how the fuck do i cook stuff? There is no oven, sink or processor so i can't do jack shit.
so let me tell you a story from long ago, before all this new jibber. i was scruffy. the janitor. and unlike the cartoon counterpart, i gave a damn about my job. well, turns out there was a traitor on the station, and one of my pals told me about it. using my links with my scientist brothers, they make me a proximity bomb at about 90k. now i went to work. i smacked myself around a little to spread some blood, healed, placed the bomb in a closet and armed it, and quickly ran. i then began to yell for "help" saying i was close to death and locked in a closet. naturally, any traitor worth his salt would come in for the easy kill.
i hear an explosion. the ai reports that he had actually tripped it.
i was the entire round until i was murdered by an insane clown.
I can't join most of the servers - It just says
when I try to connect
Oh and every time the game restarts I have to manually load up the game again because I can't reconnect.
Yeah some servers change the station name at a new round, BYOND doesn't like it so it can't find the server again
It's annoying when someone's killing you, your screaming their name into the radio and yet no-body comes. Or when you start dying in the corridor and yet no-one assists.
I won a round as a wizard and everyone started yelling at me how I suck as one because it took me alot of time to kill a botanist, nice.
Gibbed 4 had an epic trial which ended in us beating him up and forcing him to get wasted on vodka. Turns out it was a traitor.... JUSTIC WAS SERVED!
this game is a lot of fun to fuck around in. i was a botanist so i found a mechanical toolbox and went around pulling up floor tiles and cutting wires to see what happened. I ended up ruining one of the ATMs i think.
we need a SS13 that doesn't use BYOND. It's a laggy piece of shit engine.Code:Arley Givadarm says, "what do you want botanist" Mark Storm exclaims, "REPAIR MY FLOORS IMMEDIATELY!" Weedgoku Poophentai says, "nothing thanks"
A person I know is working on that, actually. Not sure if he'll pull through.
If this game was programmed on a better engine then I would be playing it more.
The only thing that bugs me is the slight lag from you hitting the arrow keys to your character actually moving, also i love being a chef now that i know how to cook stuff, and if you are the barman don't expect to see your monkey in anything else but my tasty monkey-burgers.
I was a janitor once.
I was kidnapped by the geneticist, and given hulk powers.
As a plan to escape, while the geneticist was continuing experiments on me, I punched him in the head.
His head exploded, however, he had another hulk as a bodyguard.
We had an epic hulk battle that ended up with me and him in space, as I punched open an airlock while we were fighting.
Insulting the Swedish chef is fun - can a have a borker I mean a burger please.
Had a fun round as a security earlier:
We listened to the centcom report for once and was told that there was a chance the electrician could be a traitor. The captain gave us permission to search him so we went to his office and asked for him to let us, but he didn't reply. So we called someone over and they opened the door for us. We were greeted by a very messy lab and about 7 lockers. So we searched them one by one until he popped his head out, before running to the door like a mad man. We tazed him an cuffed him, took his PDA off him and looked at it, it was clean though. So we decide to uncuff him, which we did. However he punched my colleague in the face straight away, making him fall to the floor. He stole the baton before I could fire and he started beating me to a pulp.
I screamed over the radio and the detective hurried over, but he couldn't open the door, so he had to get am engineer to open it for him. In this time he had stripped us naked and welded me in a locker. Luckily the detective got through in time to save my sorry arse. I think he was slightly annoyed as he kept me in the locker for around 20 minutes.
Hi there, new player & new poster. I've been trying out this crazy game for a few days, and I prefer the goon-run Gibbed servers (seem to give me the least lag).
However, today I find myself unable to join them - I get "Connection died. Connection failed."-messages instead. Did they turn off access for non-goons, or am I experiencing some sort of bug? At any rate I'm extremely new to the game, so I might just have made some dumb mistake.
Can anyone help me?
MOTHERFUCKING CLOWN COP!
I'm an even bigger idiot/noob than previously stated - my "issue" was that I wasn't properly logged into BYOND, apparently. Quite sad that I get stuck on something that simple, in a game as complex as this...
What are some simple but interesting ways to fuck around and cause mischief?
I've been mucking around with genetics and quartermaster. Hacking the MULE to run over people is fun.
I always try to cut the power but i haven't found out where the main power is, and i get electrocuted too much. I usually just piss everyone off and pull every fire alarm.
Fire alarms hardly piss anyone off, since firedoors can be opened with a crowbar.
As a toxins researcher with a space suit, drag a few plasma canisters into space and take them to the engine room, some crowded hub, and the escape corridor. Flood those places with plasma, if anyone walks in, light that shit with a welder or something.
I always forget atmos actually works on Goon servers.
And then it becomes a race to find a closet without a vent and not letting the hot air in.