1. Post #81
    Tark's Avatar
    August 2010
    5,508 Posts
    heh

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    I'm guessing you JUST started playing?

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    Last time I played this game was 4 months ago, admins haven't changed trust me. It depends on WHICH admins your talking about.
    uh no, I've been playing since '07. Any admin that I've seen has done their job fine, I don't know why you guys are crying about it.
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  2. Post #82
    MutantBadger's Avatar
    September 2009
    5,318 Posts
    It seems you have good luck because whenever I go on there my character starts running into walls and saying random phrases.

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    An Admin even made me bash my own head in until I was unconscious.
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  3. Post #83
    Dennab
    November 2009
    2,437 Posts
    This isn't really admin abuse but doing my janitorial duties (making people slip then hiding in you closet) when a security officer knocked me out and arrested me, beat me, then handcuffed me to a table. I asked why he did this and he said there was no slippery surface sign.
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  4. Post #84
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    August 2008
    7,597 Posts
    This isn't really admin abuse but doing my janitorial duties (making people slip then hiding in you closet) when a security officer knocked me out and arrested me, beat me, then handcuffed me to a table. I asked why he did this and he said there was no slippery surface sign.

    Janitor is one of those jobs that can be definitely abused...

    It's an absolute must to use floor signs when mopping in an area or you can expect to be arrested, and or jobbanned, and or banned... and not necessarily in that order...


    It really depends which area your mopping. If it's a major choke point like the Central Primary Hallway, Med/ Sci access, or the Escape hallway, you're practically asking to be arrested and or killed.
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  5. Post #85
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    September 2009
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    Does anyone else find it hilarious that Space Station 13 is in the Byond RPG section?
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  6. Post #86
    Dennab
    November 2009
    2,437 Posts
    Also, how the fuck do i cook stuff? There is no oven, sink or processor so i can't do jack shit.
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  7. Post #87
    k5josh's Avatar
    February 2009
    159 Posts
    Is it possible for me to set up my own server if I just want to play with some friends?
    anybody?
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  8. Post #88
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    March 2010
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    Also, how the fuck do i cook stuff? There is no oven, sink or processor so i can't do jack shit.
    You put people in the gib o matic and make soylent green.
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  9. Post #89
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    August 2007
    3,424 Posts
    What's with all of the clown hate, i can't play the game good so i decide to be something useless like a clown, it's like i'm some kind of moving target.
    Usually with clowns I find some sleeping medicine, get a few syringes full, and go clown hunting. Inject the clowns, abduct them and bring them back to the medlab and then begin to rub them down with ointment. One I do that for a while I freeze em.
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  10. Post #90
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    March 2009
    5,226 Posts
    so let me tell you a story from long ago, before all this new jibber. i was scruffy. the janitor. and unlike the cartoon counterpart, i gave a damn about my job. well, turns out there was a traitor on the station, and one of my pals told me about it. using my links with my scientist brothers, they make me a proximity bomb at about 90k. now i went to work. i smacked myself around a little to spread some blood, healed, placed the bomb in a closet and armed it, and quickly ran. i then began to yell for "help" saying i was close to death and locked in a closet. naturally, any traitor worth his salt would come in for the easy kill.

    i hear an explosion. the ai reports that he had actually tripped it.
    i was the entire round until i was murdered by an insane clown.
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  11. Post #91
    Neolk's Avatar
    November 2007
    1,036 Posts
    Usually with clowns I find some sleeping medicine, get a few syringes full, and go clown hunting. Inject the clowns, abduct them and bring them back to the medlab and then begin to rub them down with ointment. One I do that for a while I freeze em.
    Your a jerk!
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  12. Post #92
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    March 2008
    6,856 Posts
    I can't join most of the servers - It just says
    connection died
    connection failed

    when I try to connect

    Edited:

    Oh and every time the game restarts I have to manually load up the game again because I can't reconnect.
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  13. Post #93
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    May 2008
    20,350 Posts
    Yeah some servers change the station name at a new round, BYOND doesn't like it so it can't find the server again
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  14. Post #94
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    Simples's Avatar
    December 2009
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    It's annoying when someone's killing you, your screaming their name into the radio and yet no-body comes. Or when you start dying in the corridor and yet no-one assists.
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  15. Post #95
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    November 2007
    2,352 Posts
    I won a round as a wizard and everyone started yelling at me how I suck as one because it took me alot of time to kill a botanist, nice.
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  16. Post #96
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    December 2009
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    I won a round as a wizard and everyone started yelling at me how I suck as one because it took me alot of time to kill a botanist, nice.
    Well... he was a high botanist who was unconscious! I though you did ok though.
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  17. Post #97
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    November 2007
    2,352 Posts
    Well... he was a high botanist who was unconscious! I though you did ok though.
    I'd kill him faster if not for the fact that AI would yell where I am everytime and get a vice officer on my ass.
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  18. Post #98
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    December 2009
    3,302 Posts
    Gibbed 4 had an epic trial which ended in us beating him up and forcing him to get wasted on vodka. Turns out it was a traitor.... JUSTIC WAS SERVED!
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  19. Post #99
    BirdBro's Avatar
    August 2010
    429 Posts
    this game is a lot of fun to fuck around in. i was a botanist so i found a mechanical toolbox and went around pulling up floor tiles and cutting wires to see what happened. I ended up ruining one of the ATMs i think.

    Code:
    Arley Givadarm says, "what do you want botanist"
    Mark Storm exclaims, "REPAIR MY FLOORS IMMEDIATELY!"
    Weedgoku Poophentai says, "nothing thanks"
    we need a SS13 that doesn't use BYOND. It's a laggy piece of shit engine.
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  20. Post #100
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    May 2008
    20,350 Posts
    A person I know is working on that, actually. Not sure if he'll pull through.
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  21. Post #101
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    April 2010
    2,315 Posts
    If this game was programmed on a better engine then I would be playing it more.
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  22. Post #102
    Dennab
    November 2009
    2,437 Posts
    The only thing that bugs me is the slight lag from you hitting the arrow keys to your character actually moving, also i love being a chef now that i know how to cook stuff, and if you are the barman don't expect to see your monkey in anything else but my tasty monkey-burgers.
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  23. Post #103
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    October 2008
    7,235 Posts
    I was a janitor once.

    I was kidnapped by the geneticist, and given hulk powers.

    As a plan to escape, while the geneticist was continuing experiments on me, I punched him in the head.

    His head exploded, however, he had another hulk as a bodyguard.

    We had an epic hulk battle that ended up with me and him in space, as I punched open an airlock while we were fighting.
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  24. Post #104
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    September 2009
    843 Posts
    I was a janitor once.

    I was kidnapped by the geneticist, and given hulk powers.

    As a plan to escape, while the geneticist was continuing experiments on me, I punched him in the head.

    His head exploded, however, he had another hulk as a bodyguard.

    We had an epic hulk battle that ended up with me and him in space, as I punched open an airlock while we were fighting.
    reminds me of the time i went to the geneticist with promises of super powers, only to be turned into a monkey. i was on top of his table trying to escape when i spotted the bartenders shotgun under some papers and it had 2 shells loaded. so i shot the bartender 2 times in the chest and he fell down. i was in the middle of taking his id when he got up. then he punched me until i was near death then threw me into the monkey pen
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  25. Post #105
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    January 2009
    1,539 Posts
    I was a janitor once.

    I was kidnapped by the geneticist, and given hulk powers.

    As a plan to escape, while the geneticist was continuing experiments on me, I punched him in the head.

    His head exploded, however, he had another hulk as a bodyguard.

    We had an epic hulk battle that ended up with me and him in space, as I punched open an airlock while we were fighting.
    I'm in tears from how funny that is!
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  26. Post #106
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    December 2009
    3,302 Posts
    Insulting the Swedish chef is fun - can a have a borker I mean a burger please.

    Had a fun round as a security earlier:

    We listened to the centcom report for once and was told that there was a chance the electrician could be a traitor. The captain gave us permission to search him so we went to his office and asked for him to let us, but he didn't reply. So we called someone over and they opened the door for us. We were greeted by a very messy lab and about 7 lockers. So we searched them one by one until he popped his head out, before running to the door like a mad man. We tazed him an cuffed him, took his PDA off him and looked at it, it was clean though. So we decide to uncuff him, which we did. However he punched my colleague in the face straight away, making him fall to the floor. He stole the baton before I could fire and he started beating me to a pulp.

    I screamed over the radio and the detective hurried over, but he couldn't open the door, so he had to get am engineer to open it for him. In this time he had stripped us naked and welded me in a locker. Luckily the detective got through in time to save my sorry arse. I think he was slightly annoyed as he kept me in the locker for around 20 minutes.
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  27. Post #107
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    July 2009
    4,665 Posts
    I keep getting banned for dealing with griefers on my own

    really do these admins expect me to not turn someone who stole my ID into a monkey
    Just stay the hell away from admins and anything that gets their attention. It's better you let the griefer go and pretend nothing ever happened than risk having an admin breathing down your neck.
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  28. Post #108
    Gnomocide's Avatar
    August 2010
    4 Posts
    Hi there, new player & new poster. I've been trying out this crazy game for a few days, and I prefer the goon-run Gibbed servers (seem to give me the least lag).

    However, today I find myself unable to join them - I get "Connection died. Connection failed."-messages instead. Did they turn off access for non-goons, or am I experiencing some sort of bug? At any rate I'm extremely new to the game, so I might just have made some dumb mistake.

    Can anyone help me?
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  29. Post #109
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    January 2010
    4,944 Posts
    MOTHERFUCKING CLOWN COP!

    c
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  30. Post #110
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    December 2009
    3,302 Posts
    Hi there, new player & new poster. I've been trying out this crazy game for a few days, and I prefer the goon-run Gibbed servers (seem to give me the least lag).

    However, today I find myself unable to join them - I get "Connection died. Connection failed."-messages instead. Did they turn off access for non-goons, or am I experiencing some sort of bug? At any rate I'm extremely new to the game, so I might just have made some dumb mistake.

    Can anyone help me?
    I can get into gibbed servers and I'm no goon!
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  31. Post #111
    Gnomocide's Avatar
    August 2010
    4 Posts
    I'm an even bigger idiot/noob than previously stated - my "issue" was that I wasn't properly logged into BYOND, apparently. Quite sad that I get stuck on something that simple, in a game as complex as this...
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  32. Post #112
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    December 2009
    3,302 Posts
    I'm an even bigger idiot/noob than previously stated - my "issue" was that I wasn't properly logged into BYOND, apparently. Quite sad that I get stuck on something that simple, in a game as complex as this...
    You'll learn
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  33. Post #113
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    June 2005
    737 Posts
    Hi there, new player & new poster. I've been trying out this crazy game for a few days, and I prefer the goon-run Gibbed servers (seem to give me the least lag).

    However, today I find myself unable to join them - I get "Connection died. Connection failed."-messages instead. Did they turn off access for non-goons, or am I experiencing some sort of bug? At any rate I'm extremely new to the game, so I might just have made some dumb mistake.

    Can anyone help me?
    Welcome to the forums
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  34. Post #114
    BirdBro's Avatar
    August 2010
    429 Posts
    What are some simple but interesting ways to fuck around and cause mischief?

    I've been mucking around with genetics and quartermaster. Hacking the MULE to run over people is fun.
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  35. Post #115
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    May 2008
    20,350 Posts
    What are some simple but interesting ways to fuck around and cause mischief?

    I've been mucking around with genetics and quartermaster. Hacking the MULE to run over people is fun.
    Release the singularity.
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  36. Post #116
    Dennab
    November 2009
    2,437 Posts
    I always try to cut the power but i haven't found out where the main power is, and i get electrocuted too much. I usually just piss everyone off and pull every fire alarm.
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  37. Post #117
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    May 2008
    20,350 Posts
    Fire alarms hardly piss anyone off, since firedoors can be opened with a crowbar.

    As a toxins researcher with a space suit, drag a few plasma canisters into space and take them to the engine room, some crowded hub, and the escape corridor. Flood those places with plasma, if anyone walks in, light that shit with a welder or something.
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  38. Post #118
    Tark's Avatar
    August 2010
    5,508 Posts
    What are some simple but interesting ways to fuck around and cause mischief?

    I've been mucking around with genetics and quartermaster. Hacking the MULE to run over people is fun.
    Be an atmospheric technician and super-heat the oxygen around the station, causes chortles of laughter every time.
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  39. Post #119
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    May 2008
    20,350 Posts
    I always forget atmos actually works on Goon servers.
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  40. Post #120
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    January 2008
    2,504 Posts
    Be an atmospheric technician and super-heat the oxygen around the station, causes chortles of laughter every time.
    Yeah I'll be the doctor minding my own business when suddenly every time I go near a vent I nearly die.

    And then it becomes a race to find a closet without a vent and not letting the hot air in.
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