1. Post #201
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    Aredbomb's Avatar
    July 2009
    4,544 Posts
    Okay so the last two rounds... wow. First one had an infinite range death artifact which killed everyone. Literally everyone on the station, save for the AI was dead by the end of the round.

    The round after that was even more nuts. After having my workplace devoured by a black hole, Anime began infesting the station while two wizards performed a satanic ritual in the courtroom, going so far as to make a star out of wires, which summoned a horde of zombies which they hoped would kill the anime infestation. Also a mad assistant threw exploding tomatoes at everybody.
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  2. Post #202
    BirdBro's Avatar
    August 2010
    433 Posts
    Okay so the last two rounds... wow. First one had an infinite range death artifact which killed everyone. Literally everyone on the station, save for the AI was dead by the end of the round.

    The round after that was even more nuts. After having my workplace devoured by a black hole, Anime began infesting the station while two wizards performed a satanic ritual in the courtroom, going so far as to make a star out of wires, which summoned a horde of zombies which they hoped would kill the anime infestation. Also a mad assistant threw exploding tomatoes at everybody.
    haha yeah, i was the guy who activated the artifact in the first round. i activated the eldritch and it initially didn't pulse enough to scare anyone. then i activated a robotic artifact which sapped the power out of the east wing of the station. after that, the eldritch artifact raped everything.

    i was also one of the rev leaders in the second round.
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  3. Post #203
    Dbuhos's Avatar
    January 2010
    2,268 Posts
    I'm now playing scientist as much as possible, it's so damn fun and it's very easy once you understand how it works. I developed explosive diarrhea that was airborne. Shit everywhere in the medbay, some of them farted that hard that their ass came down, I picked one up and showed it to my partner. Was epic.
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  4. Post #204
    BirdBro's Avatar
    August 2010
    433 Posts
    > research GBS
    > mutate until you have a contact/airborne variant that is immune to medicine.
    > launch it out of a syringe gun at someone not paying attention
    > pubby tears

    researching most things takes too long. GBS is super lethal so go for it first.
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  5. Post #205
    Dbuhos's Avatar
    January 2010
    2,268 Posts
    But I don't want to kill people :P
    Explosive Diarrhea is ok.

    Also I first infect a monkey then take it out in the station for airborne.
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  6. Post #206
    Mini Shot's Avatar
    April 2009
    1,408 Posts
    I just had the most awesome time as a traitor HoP. I managed to murder people discreetly, and I didn't even have to get any Syndicate items. It was so much fun.
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  7. Post #207
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    ripsipiirakk's Avatar
    July 2006
    1,856 Posts
    Anyway to go around permanent bans? i would like to play again in goonstation.
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  8. Post #208
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    Matt PL's Avatar
    November 2007
    2,572 Posts
    Anyway to go around permanent bans? i would like to play again in goonstation.
    make a new byond account
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  9. Post #209
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    August 2010
    2,154 Posts
    People are so silly at times.
    Made an injector called "Superpowers" but it really had some bad shit in it. Like seizures and diarrhea and blindness. I cried when a traitor took it after killing me.
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  10. Post #210
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    Matt PL's Avatar
    November 2007
    2,572 Posts
    > research GBS
    > mutate until you have a contact/airborne variant that is immune to medicine.
    > launch it out of a syringe gun at someone not paying attention
    > pubby tears

    researching most things takes too long. GBS is super lethal so go for it first.
    the GBS you can research is a fake one, the real one is like, at the last tier, and it takes alot of time to get to it
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  11. Post #211
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    July 2007
    6,371 Posts
    Breaching charges are awesome.
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  12. Post #212
    Dbuhos's Avatar
    January 2010
    2,268 Posts
    Best round I had.
    I killed a sindy that had a laser pistol with a gas can. I was all the whole round.
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  13. Post #213
    BirdBro's Avatar
    August 2010
    433 Posts
    the GBS you can research is a fake one, the real one is like, at the last tier, and it takes alot of time to get to it
    then how did i end up gibbing a shitload of people? i think it randomizes the lethality of it.
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  14. Post #214
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    Matt PL's Avatar
    November 2007
    2,572 Posts
    then how did i end up gibbing a shitload of people? i think it randomizes the lethality of it.
    You can see gibs but they are fake ones. The person actually lives.
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  15. Post #215
    BirdBro's Avatar
    August 2010
    433 Posts
    oh.

    i just infected an entire station with airborne clowns syndrome and airborne berserker.

    clown rage.
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  16. Post #216
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    April 2010
    3,446 Posts
    I was playing as an insane chef a couple of hours ago.
    Whenever I was close to a metal object I started screaming about it being cursed and then hitting myself with it until I pass out.
    After a couple of visits to the medbay they were sick of treating me so they turned me to a cyborg.
    I proceeded to kill myself.


    Roleplaying unusual characters is fun, you should try it sometime.
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  17. Post #217
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    Dennab
    November 2009
    2,523 Posts
    I found a syringe lying infront of med bay so i tested it on Mr.Rathen the monkey and he turned into Jamar Archibald, some middle eastern guy who stands there. I put a top hat on him and a suit then gave him to the chef.
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  18. Post #218
    BirdBro's Avatar
    August 2010
    433 Posts
    i would like to play chemist but there are no cool formulas on the wiki. Can anyone share some interesting pill ideas?
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  19. Post #219
    Dbuhos's Avatar
    January 2010
    2,268 Posts
    Just get some acid and throw it at somebody's face.
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  20. Post #220
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    September 2005
    1,441 Posts
    I was playing as an insane chef a couple of hours ago.
    Whenever I was close to a metal object I started screaming about it being cursed and then hitting myself with it until I pass out.
    After a couple of visits to the medbay they were sick of treating me so they turned me to a cyborg.
    I proceeded to kill myself.


    Roleplaying unusual characters is fun, you should try it sometime.
    when I have to leave I usually get drunk at the bar, beat people, and strip myself as I run away

    eventually end up in space
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  21. Post #221
    BirdBro's Avatar
    August 2010
    433 Posts
    i found this helpful guide: http://pastebin.com/20bvjhAA
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  22. Post #222
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    July 2009
    11,358 Posts
    How do I use the radio headset?
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  23. Post #223
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    February 2005
    1,977 Posts
    How do I use the radio headset?
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  24. Post #224
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    July 2009
    11,358 Posts
    Oh! Thanks, man.
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  25. Post #225
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    December 2008
    5,293 Posts
    i found this helpful guide: http://pastebin.com/20bvjhAA
    That's just The Winners guide rearranged.
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  26. Post #226
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    October 2007
    2,337 Posts
    Code:
    Alkysine (treats catastrophic injuries): Add ingredients to a container: Chlorine + Nitrogen + Anti-Toxins.
    
    Arithrazine (treats high radiation poisoning): Add ingredients to a container: Hyronalin + Hydrogen.
    
    Ammonia (a fertilizer): Add ingredients to a container: Hydrogen + Nitrogen.
    
    Bicaridine (treats blunt trauma): Add ingredients to a container: Inaprovaline + Carbon.
    
    Bilk (milk and beer mixed): Add ingredients to a container: Milk + Beer.
    
    Cryoxadone (heals superbly): Add ingredients to a container: Dexalin + Water + Oxygen.
    
    Cryptobiolin (causes confusion): Add ingredients to a container: Potassium + Oxygen + Sugar.
    
    Dexalin (treats oxygen deprivation): Add ingredients to a container: Plasma + Oxygen.
    
    Dexalin Plus (treats oxygen deprivation superbly): Add ingredients to a container: Dexalin + Carbon + Iron.
    
    Diethylamine (a better fertilizer): Add ingredients to a container: Ammonia + Ethanol.
    
    Flash Powder (used in a flashbang): Add ingredients to container: Aluminium + Potassium + Sulfur.
    
    Foam (causes people to slip unless they're walking): Add ingredients to a container: Carbon + Fluorine + Sulphuric Acid. The more Fluorine the better.
                      NOTE: For this to work in a grenade, you must put in the container containing these ingredients and a reagent glass of water.
                      DO NOT PUT WATER IN THE CONTAINER OR RISK A CHEMICAL REACTION, IT MUST BE ADDED SEPERATELY.
    
    Foaming Agent (an agent for foam): Add ingredients to a container: Lithium + Hydrogen. 
                       NOTE: For this to work in a grenade, you must put in the container containing these ingredients and a reagent glass of water.
                       DO NOT PUT WATER IN THE CONTAINER OR RISK A CHEMICAL REACTION, IT MUST BE ADDED SEPERATELY.
    
    Hyperzine (increases muscle strength temporarily): Add ingredients to a container: Sugar + Phosphorous + Sulfur.
    
    Hyronalin (treats radiation poisoning): Add ingredients to a container: Radium + Anti-Toxins.
    
    Imidazoline (treats eye damage): Add ingredients to a container: Carbon + Hydrogen + Anti-Toxin
    
    Impedrezene (impedes movement): Add ingredients to a container: Mercury + Oxygen + Sugar.
    
    Jenkem (sewage drugs): Add ingredients to container: Poo + Urine.
    
    Kelotane (treats burn damage): Add ingredients to a container: Silicon + Carbon.
    
    Leporazine (stabilizes body temperature): Add ingredients to a container: Silicon + Plasma.
    
    Lexorin (temporarily suffocates and causes tissue damage): Add ingredients to a container: Plasma + Hydrogen + Nitrogen.
    
    LSD (makes you see trippy things): Add ingredients to a container: Space Fungus + Diethylamine
    
    Napalm (basically liquid fire): Add ingredients to container: Aluminium + Plasma + Sulphuric Acid.
    
    Unstable Mutagen (gives random genetic mutations): Add ingredients to a container: Radium + Phosphorous + Chlorine.
    
    Polytrinic Acid (an acid which is useful to make other substances): Add ingredients to a container: Sulphuric Acid + Chlorine + Potassium.
    
    Ryetalyn (removes some genetic defects): Add ingredients to a container: Radium + Carbon + Hydrogen + Anti-Toxin.
    
    Silicate (can be used to reinforce glass): Add ingredients to a container: Silicon + Oxygen + Aluminium.
    
    Smoke (used in a smoke grenade): Add ingredients to container: Potassium + Sugar + Phosphorous.
                     NOTE: For this to work in a grenade, you must put in the container containing these ingredients and a reagent glass of phosphorous.
                           DO NOT PUT PHOSPHOROUS IN THE CONTAINER OR RISK A CHEMICAL REACTION, IT MUST BE ADDED SEPERATELY.
    
    Spaceacillin (heals clown disease): Add ingredients to a container: Cryptobiolin + Inaprovaline.
    
    Space Cleaner (cleans messes): Add ingredients to a container: Ammonia + Water.
    
    Space Drugs (drugs... in space): Add ingredients to container: Mercury + Sugar + Lithium.
    
    Space Lube (causes people to slip even if they're walking): Add ingredients to a container: Silicon + Oxygen + Water.
    
    Synaptizine (treats paralysis): Add ingredients to a container: Sugar + Lithium + Water.
    
    Thermite (can be applied to things and then used with a welding tool to melt them): Add ingredients to a container: Oxygen + Iron + Aluminium.
    
    Tricordrazine (heals minorly): Add ingredients to a container: Anti-Toxins + Inaprovaline.
    Here's all of my chemistry recipes, I'm posting this because people seem to like posting the old and outdated versions.

    Edited:

    Also, here's the full guide. It still has some parts that are WIP.

    http://www.mediafire.com/?trgup7mgdpkpv9q
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  27. Post #227
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    January 2010
    2,268 Posts
    Napalm (basically liquid fire): Add ingredients to container: Aluminium + Plasma + Sulphuric Acid.
    Oh shit gotta try this.
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  28. Post #228
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    November 2007
    2,572 Posts
    Oh shit gotta try this.
    That one didn't work for me for some reason, when I try to do that I just get "solution is fading out" and the container gets empty.
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  29. Post #229
    Rautatie's Avatar
    May 2010
    269 Posts
    I have a small problem. Every time I try to connect to a server, I get a message like this:
    Connection died.
    Connection failed.

    Any help?
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  30. Post #230
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    dewd11's Avatar
    July 2009
    958 Posts
    Can anyone tell me how to cut hair? Like how do I lock strap them in the chair and use the scissors on their hair.
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  31. Post #231
    Dbuhos's Avatar
    January 2010
    2,268 Posts
    Oh god.

    Was playing as a miner in a meteor shower round. Me, the other miner and few two other crew members survived only. 4/32 survivors. It was fun, we tried to save them with the mining shuttle but the com was terminated by a meteor. In the end I charged an alien and an admin reset the game.

    Woooo~
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  32. Post #232
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    March 2009
    1,835 Posts
    We had Owns Syndrome Outbreak, basically it was all the people on the station with sunglasses and saying: DEAL WITH IT.
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  33. Post #233
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    Matt PL's Avatar
    November 2007
    2,572 Posts
    We had Owns Syndrome Outbreak, basically it was all the people on the station with sunglasses and saying: DEAL WITH IT.
    thats something you see everyday
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  34. Post #234
    BirdBro's Avatar
    August 2010
    433 Posts
    Oh god.

    Was playing as a miner in a meteor shower round. Me, the other miner and few two other crew members survived only. 4/32 survivors. It was fun, we tried to save them with the mining shuttle but the com was terminated by a meteor. In the end I charged an alien and an admin reset the game.

    Woooo~
    meteor is hands down the worst.

    meteor in a nutshell:

    - everyone spawns
    - almost everyone dies
    - some lucky retards manage to get into EVA then proceed to lie down for 10 minutes and wait for the shuttle
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  35. Post #235
    Dbuhos's Avatar
    January 2010
    2,268 Posts
    Pretty much that. Then somebody or something through it would be fun to reanimate some bodies, then admins allowed respawn as assistants. The amount of toolboxing was gruesome.
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  36. Post #236
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    January 2008
    2,537 Posts
    How to survive meteor

    1)Get internals
    2)Find a locker
    3) get inside and close the door and hope space doesn't eat you.
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  37. Post #237
    Dbuhos's Avatar
    January 2010
    2,268 Posts
    Damn, there are so many haunted stations in space. I got lost in space and found a station, ghosts everywhere.

    Then leaved and died of suffocation.

    Edited:

    Is there any FULL map of the game, Station 13 and the other abandoned/haunted space stations around ?
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  38. Post #238
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    November 2007
    2,572 Posts
    Damn, there are so many haunted stations in space. I got lost in space and found a station, ghosts everywhere.

    Then leaved and died of suffocation.

    Edited:

    Is there any FULL map of the game, Station 13 and the other abandoned/haunted space stations around ?
    I think there is only 4 abandoned stations (smuggler station, TURDS(not so abandoned and sometimes filled with aliens), Russian station, Research Outpost Epsilon(with the strange relic)).

    Edited:

    It sucks to be banned for mass-murdering griefers and thieves(no really, do admins don't expect me to kill someone flashing me when I have sunglasses, or someone who is trying to feed me omega slurrypod).
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  39. Post #239
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    Dennab
    April 2010
    2,737 Posts
    I found the traitor by strapping everyone that came in to the barber shop to a chair and torturing them till death This is fun.
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  40. Post #240
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    Dennab
    April 2010
    2,737 Posts
    Phychotic clown traitor FTW, Killed the captain, with a toolbox.
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