I was looking up something on google (slightly related to penises), and I came upon this, it's a strapon vagina, it also looks like a vagina of a woman in her late 90's (not that I would know what a vagina for a woman that old looks like).
Now, I do understand this is for transgendered guys and drag queens, but christ, that vagina looks disgusting as hell, I can't imagine this looking good on anyone. D:
Some quotes from the site.
I wouldn't be surprised if someone from Facepunch bought one though, it might even help the guy who pisses in his bottles.
I totally forgot the link for this: http://www.rosesturn.net/vstring2.html